Where am I???

I've been convinced.

And I'll catch you all from Sydney tomorrow.

Good on yer, mate

For those without enough corn in their lives.

Tim Tam Slams

For those without enough chocolate in their lives.
PS: Tim Tam Slams are seriously fantastic with milk. Trust me on this one.

Men at Work

Just in case there isn't enough cheese in your life.

Pun of the weak #35

What time does Serena Williams go to bed?

About tennis.

(In honour of her winning Wimbledon over the weekend.)

Pun of the weak #34

Bored with training watchdogs, a trainer tried to teach a dog to play classical music. It didn't work as its Bach was worse than its bite.