The inspector of Sûreté chased his quarry down the streets of Paris. The desperado tore down the Left Bank, trying to lose himself amongst the crowds of tourists. Unfortunately for him, however, he collided with an ice cream cart and fell into the river. The policeman apprehended him while he was still in the river and hauled him off to the police station.
The thief, however, was unrepentant.
"Ha, Monsieur le policeman! You will never have me convicted for this crime!"
He was right.
The judge let him go, because, when he was arrested, he was in Seine.
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(We will now take a short break from blogging in order to allow the enormity of this joke to sink in.)
The thief, however, was unrepentant.
"Ha, Monsieur le policeman! You will never have me convicted for this crime!"
He was right.
The judge let him go, because, when he was arrested, he was in Seine.
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(We will now take a short break from blogging in order to allow the enormity of this joke to sink in.)
3 Comments:
It took me a second but I got it. Clever, clever Shankar.
...I need longer than a short break. And perhaps a hint.
.... ahhhhh.... that's horrendous!
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