Pun of the weak #29

Some people are so out of control they couldn't exercise restraint even if they had a dog named 'Restraint'.

Pun of the weak #28 - Part Two

Why did Scottie enter the ladies' restroom? He thought the sign said "laddies".

PS: I told that one to a notoriously taciturn Scottish girl I knew in England, and even she laughed at the second one.

Pun of the Weak #28

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies' restroom? He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before.

Birthday shoutout

Today is my great friend (emphasis on the word "great") Shauna's birthday. She was born on a Friday the 13th, which only goes to show that it is unlucky only for some people, not all.

Shauna loves the Canon in D by Pachelbel, but I'm fairly confident she hasn't seen/heard this version. Enjoy your birthday, Shauna.

Perfect timing

There's half an hour left on Holy Saturday. Just about the right time to get cracking on giving up procrastination for Lent.