Giving 101%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Pun of the weak #34

Many people had seen apples fall from trees, but only Isaac Newton appreciated the gravity of the situation.

Today is the birth anniversary of one of the most remarkable men to have ever lived.

Where am I???

I've been convinced.

And I'll catch you all from Sydney tomorrow.

Good on yer, mate

For those without enough corn in their lives.

Tim Tam Slams

For those without enough chocolate in their lives.
PS: Tim Tam Slams are seriously fantastic with milk. Trust me on this one.